astronaught

ass to mouth action

astronaught that hot dog

by pink treat February 15, 2009

Anal Astronaught

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.

For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.

by Alexand October 11, 2006

Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.

"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."

by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.

Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

by C17H21NO October 7, 2013

Astronaut game

1. among us

Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

sad astronaut

When youre on a misson to drive somewhere and cant stop for a toilet break, so wear a nappy/ diaper and just keep on truckin

I wasnt going to miss nickelbacks last tour across the country so i pulled the old sad astronaut and watched the miles slip away

by GoGoGadgetArms November 23, 2017