Ascob

A gentleman who fucks like a Cocker Spaniel.

"Dude, that guy's an ascob.....Well your girlfriend says so."

by Luddz May 25, 2015

ASCOB

An acronym for "Any Solid Color Other than Black", originating from the breed of Cocker Spaniel that has a solid, non-black coat.

This is translated to refer to white persons that attempt to act black, see wigger, or similarly to black persons that attempt to act white, see oreo. In this form it can also be spelled out in lowercase.

White male: Yo yo gansta gansta, who wants to be treading at the mall, yo?
Friend: Hey ascob, stop it with the ascobbery, though it might help you get more financial aid for college somehow.

by Lab Partner December 9, 2008

Ascot Push

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.

The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.

by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023

arcobaiter

Arcobaiter it's a bigwig bohemian anarchist,improvised singer known for his flat-earth theories developed and supported through his eight grade knowledge, spread mainly over the Telegram platform, owner of his bot named "ultron5", and the historical group "Terrapiatta" and "Latitudine Zero", now he spend his time looking for triangles in "so he claims fake" images.
People also dedicated him a tribute bot that stores his best quotes.

Arcobaiter: Se mostrano immagini.... e po ci scrivono lallate...ovvio che non ci credo
Translated:
Arcobaiter:If they show us images...and then write gibberish...of course i don't belive them.

Arcobaiter: Mister cat colpito affondato da Arco baiter con la terza media
Translated:
Arcobaiter: Mister cat hit and sank from Arco baiter with my eight grade.

Arcobaiter:azzarola

A typical exrpession of surprise used by the master
Translated:
Arcobaiter:Bloody hell

by asadloner November 29, 2017

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.

“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”

“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

asco

It is disgust in Spanish; particularly in a disgusting way to throw up. Some may use it in a sentence even when speaking English.

Person 1: I like chocolate milk
Person 2: Ew that gives me asco

by Dr.gggrr June 9, 2019

alcobet

The phonetic alphabet as represented by alcohol.

The following is an alcobet:
A - Amaretto
B - Brandy
C - Crown
D - Daiquiri
E - Everclear
F - Flask
G - Gin
H - Heineken
I - Ice
J - Jack
K - Kahlua
L - Long Island
M - Martini
N - Newcastle
O - Olive
P - Popov
Q - Quality
R - Rum
S - Scotch
T - Tequila
U - Umbrella
V - Vodka
W - Whiskey
X - Letter after W
Y - Yukon Jack
Z - Zima

by User2256 January 5, 2008