alcoballs

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.

* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.

by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

Alcowall

A collection of empty liquor bottles and few beer cans arranged on a wall or shelf, a testament as to how much was drank and how bauss you are

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

Young Blood: Hey can you put my Smirnoff Ice on our collection?
Baby Face: That''s Pussy shit, but yeah I'll put it on the Alcowall
Young Blood: Yeah "Alcowall" that's a good one!

by BabyfaceO March 23, 2013

Alcocall

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.

Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"

by The69person June 18, 2009

alcopalsy

A serious condition occurring when when one consumes too much alcohol which causes temporary paralysis and/or involuntary movements

Everyone realized Patty had alcopalsy when she tried to wink, but she farted instead.

After drinking six Coors Lights, Mom had alcopalsy.

by frontburners March 3, 2016

Alcowall

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect

Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

alcofall

A structure that creates a waterfall of alcohol (usually jungle juice) with a pump to keep the flow going.

"Dude! That alcofall we made for tomorrow's party is going to be sick!"

by 6chicks January 20, 2009

Alcohalas

The highest form of alcoholism .

“My good buddy Dylan is a recovering Alcohalas, he was once the king of the alcoholics”

by The wrestler Steen March 2, 2020