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The use of the anti-son-of-a-bitch-stick
a large cumbersome pipe, wooden stick or sword.
Eat my A.S.O.B.S.
my A.S.O.B.S. broke over you head you S.O.B.
ASOBS by WenisMan May 13, 2005
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The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.
I was lost until victor showed me Asoism
Asoism by VictorSucks August 18, 2018
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1.) asosmwe is when something is so cool or awesome that you can't say or spell it correctly.

2.) misspelling/saying of awesome
person A: Dude, that was so asosmwe!
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.

Asobitah 

Meaning 1: A person who is apart of the Rin Asobi Community

Meaning 2: A person who you have looked up to, betraying you
Meaning 1 Sentence:

Why are you an asobitah, it’s pretty bad thing to be

Meaning 2 Sentence:

your such an asobitah and its effecting me
Asobitah by SH3LL5W1TCH December 8, 2020
American God/Godess of Bull Shit. They are able to bull shit entire crowds in a single statement. They are the superheros of BS. Able to one up the one uppers. They might bartend, they might play rugby, they might hop in a truck. They are giants and if you don't watch yourself they will step on you. When they party they make the rockstars look like the groupies.
That Agobs has to be the craziest mofo around here.
AGOBS by Keithius Agobs March 23, 2010
as seen on screen
"do you like this top?

is that it?

yeah its asos"
asos by jimmynapes January 16, 2011
Probably the best shop ever in the world. Has everything you could even need and the nicest clothes :). Only downside is you can't try clothes on :/
hey, wheres your top from

ASOS :)

ASOS, wtf is that??

ONLY the best ever shop? :o
ASOS by itsmeee:) April 28, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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