ALOG

Always Only Liking Girls or Guys (Always default as the opposite gender and can mean the same gender if you emphasize the G)

I took you as the bisexual type.
Nah, dude, I’m ALOG.

by LieutenantV3 July 14, 2021

2nd Law of aLOG

You can speak konkani in any accent in any scriptures.

Following 2nd Law of aLOG
1: tuka kite jay?
2: mhaka kittey cholta

by Dimitri Hitachi April 5, 2022

Frosting A Log

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

sleep like a log

This is another way of saying you slept really well. People feel like they had good sleep when they obtain deep sleep. Deep Sleep is one of the 4 sleep cycles and some think it is one of the most important. Since logs do not move by themselves once placed on the ground, to sleep like a log is sleeping so good that you do not move.

A similar saying to "sleep like a log" is "slept like a baby". Both are ways of saying you slept undisturbed throughout the night.

The opposite is when someone says they tossed and turned all night. This is not sleeping like a log. You are moving all over the place which means you are not getting quality sleep. It is likely you are getting light sleep vs deep sleep. This is when people wake up still feeling tired.

Oh, you can't sleep? Take some melatonin and you will sleep like a log.
or
Dang, I can't believe it is morning already. I sleeping like a log last night.

by Dilemmas.co February 8, 2021

Drop a log

To evacuate ones bowels.

I need to go and drop a log.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

by Turd Burger Boy October 6, 2003

Lay a log

use the bathroom, defecate.

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."

by DCinDC June 26, 2009