Blame-Alogy

The religion of blaming your misfortune or misfortune in general on individuals named Al. All Al's are held in this religion in esteem of godhood and are not permitted to join as a member but are immediately elevated to god status and takes the blame for the misfortunes that happen.

My car just got a flat tire, I blame Al. I am now a member of the church of Blame-Alogy.

Blame-Alogy by wuzzi42 September 6, 2018

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blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

blameology by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014

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blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person.

I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.

customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.

sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.

blameology by jbird54 April 26, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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