Blame-Alogy 

The religion of blaming your misfortune or misfortune in general on individuals named Al. All Al's are held in this religion in esteem of godhood and are not permitted to join as a member but are immediately elevated to god status and takes the blame for the misfortunes that happen.

My car just got a flat tire, I blame Al. I am now a member of the church of Blame-Alogy.

Blame-Alogy by wuzzi42 September 6, 2018

blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

blameology by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014

blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person.

I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.

customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.

sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.

blameology by jbird54 April 26, 2011