Blame-Alogy

The religion of blaming your misfortune or misfortune in general on individuals named Al. All Al's are held in this religion in esteem of godhood and are not permitted to join as a member but are immediately elevated to god status and takes the blame for the misfortunes that happen.

My car just got a flat tire, I blame Al. I am now a member of the church of Blame-Alogy.

Blame-Alogy by wuzzi42 September 6, 2018

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blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

blameology by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014

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blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person.

I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.

customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.

sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.

blameology by jbird54 April 26, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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