Lay a log

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."
by DCinDC June 26, 2009
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laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017
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lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
by astound legend January 20, 2022
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lay down a log

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log
by citropussy November 19, 2015
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lay down a log

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
by bobbyjonas November 5, 2015
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