Alognment
“GOT MY ALOGNMENT DONE AND NOW SOMETHING IS BROKEN AND THE NOISE ISNT SHOWING UP NOW THAT I BROUGHT IT BACK SO THEYRE GOING TO NOT DO ANYTHING IM GOING TO DIE”
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Alognment
“GOT MY ALOGNMENT DONE AND NOW SOMETHING IS BROKEN AND THE NOISE ISNT SHOWING UP NOW THAT I BROUGHT IT BACK SO THEYRE GOING TO NOT DO ANYTHING IM GOING TO DIE”
coital alignment technique
The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesn’t guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and it’s no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most women’s ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse
coital alignment technique by Morgana Camelot June 27, 2021
Front-End Alignment
Front-End Alignment by Strabismus April 13, 2010
Sandusky Alignment
The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.
Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.
Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!
Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.
Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!
Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
Sandusky Alignment by Coke Can November 19, 2011
Alonement
Alonement: that feeling you get when you start to believe you were just meant to be alone, and you're kinda okay with it, because you know you're abit weird, and the relationships you've been in before have been very hard and sometimes abusive, so maybe this will be the best way for you to enjoy life. Live strong little one
Self-alignment
An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.
In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment.
Self-alignment by Afnan Kikia November 19, 2017