A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.
You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan
by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020
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Logan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is super funny and is always there for you. He can be kind of weird and crazy at times, but that just adds to his personality. He can be kind of awkward, but when he is, it just makes him kind of adorable. If you ever meet a Logan, don’t let him go. He is one of the nicest people in the world. He cares very deeply about all of his friends, girls and guys alike. He likes to quote shows and games at times. Logan can be kind of self conscious sometimes, but he is really good at hiding it. He has good goals that he’s set for himself, and always tries to work at them. Logan is a handsome human being and he will never understand how attractive he actually is. He is always worried about you and apologizes, even if it wasn’t his fault. He is very empathetic and won’t stop talking to you until he knows that you are okay. Logan is one of the bestest friends that you can have, so make sure to love him with all your heart!
“Hey who’s that over there?”
Oh that’s Logan. He’s my bestfriend.”
“Dude, you’re so lucky! Logan’s are the best.”
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he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister
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having sex with the floor; to bang the floor. To throw yourself toward the ground and pop back up repeatedly while banging the floor
That girl was doing the logan yesterday! She was pretty into it.
by Loganster March 12, 2008
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A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.
Logan is the best guy around.
by MrFuzzyBun January 3, 2018
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So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.
Logan...that's kinda weird...
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