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"AHRMS" means, "this is a typo. Or, " I am having a stroke."
This chair smells like burnt hair. I think maybb ahrms.
AHRMS by Ryan Peroz August 21, 2025
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Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.
Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

arms back killjoy 

the punchline to an.. inappropriate, mini comic made by a frerardshipper (shipper of Gerard way and Frank Iero of my chemical romance).
standard fiatfv fan: hey look! It’s the stream for the medicine square garden music video
frerard shippers in the live chat: ARMS BACK KILLJOY
arms back killjoy by semop May 19, 2020

Armstrong's Law

Armstrong's Law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between Americans and non Americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent America is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the American to arbitrarily bring up the US moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically.

Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed

Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)

Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.
"There are two types of country. Ones with socialized healthcare, and ones who have walked on the moon."

"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."

"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."
Armstrong's Law by Erik_Meijer December 4, 2015

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon 

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.
Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

Anus arms 

A synonym for legs, especially when referring to them in a sexual way.
Made famous by the line in the Rick Springfield song Jessie‘s Girl, "He's holding her anus arms late, late at night."
Anus arms by Bogrimm June 15, 2013
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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