Armswinger

A short obese women who is so fat that she must swing her arms while walking.

That armswinger just nailed me in the dick when she walked by.

Armswinger by donkey dan September 12, 2013

armswinger

office employees who do not take work home with them, so they are free to swing their arms as they leave work. Implies minimal commitment to the job.

"Take your briefcase with you -- don't want to look like an armswinger these days."

armswinger by somewhere in an office January 13, 2009

Arm-Swinger 

An arm-swinger is someone who swings their arms widely while they walk. People who swing their arms widely while they walk are generally over-weight, and tend to walk slowly. It is likely that a wide arm-swing is needed to counter-balance their large body mass while walking.

Arm-swingers are most notable when they walk in the middle of a busy sidewalk or corridor, thus inhibiting the ability of faster, non-arm swinging pedestrians to pass them. This can lead to great frustration and general deriding of fat people when one is in a hurry.

I would have just made my train today, but I got stuck behind a fucking arm-swinger when I was walking to the station.

Arm-Swinger by Mellonman November 24, 2009

Appswinger 

A person who participates in app sharing, usually with known acquaintances to split the subscription charges. However, an appswinger can also share his or her application login details with unknown people to take advantage of group discounts and splitting of subscription costs. An Appswinger is considered to be a smart tech savvy individual who aims at taking advantage of loopholes legally while making optimum utilization of the app deals available.

Boy: I am an appswinger, I share my Netflix account password with family and friends who don't mind splitting the subscription bill with me.

Girl: Mr smartypants thats sounds like a sweet deal, can i join you too?

Appswinger by Smartcoyote June 13, 2019

Armswing 

To extend your hand, palm upwards in a claw and swing downwards. This is usually used as a sign of surprise or extreme disappointment and anger at something where no other action can describe it.

Dude, *armswings*, I mean it's like, *armswings*, never,ind, i just can't explain it!

Armswing by ArmswingGod December 17, 2016

Arm-swinger 

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.

"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."

Arm-swinger by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024

Armenian Armringer

An ancient sex and/or martial ritual in which a woman, looking for a husband to bear her children, whilst completely naked, lines up multiple suitors, who are also completely naked, and proceeds to grab their penises and spin them over her head like that one dance move one at a time.
If the suitor's penis comes off, they are exiled, however, if the penis remains attatched, the woman moves on to the next suitor and repeates the ritual until all suitors have undergone the process.
The ritual is then repeated until only one suitor remains, who then marries the woman.
The aim of the ritual is to determine which suitor has the greatest penile strength.

She couldn't decide who to marry so she performed the ancient ritual called the Armenian Armringer to decide.

Armenian Armringer by Big Balls Barry 2 October 18, 2026