AHOUSE

An individual who shops on eBay looking for merchandise priced at 5% of retail value, and leaves negative feedback before seeking remedial solution with the seller. Will disassemble merchandise to sell for parts in mitigating losses.

You just got AHOUSE'd.

by brady88 December 17, 2004

Corey Ahouse

Guitarist for Origin of the Empire Iris.He likes to give people the Red Dragon but i don't care cause he's a good guitarist.

Girl 1:Have you seen Corey lately
Girl 2:I heard he was off giving someone the Red Dragon
Girl 1: ok...

by Daryl January 27, 2004

Drop a house

To inform someone of great knowledge that they are unaware of and will be completely mind blown about.

Man, I'm about to drop a house on bae when I tell him I'm pregnant.

by Linsicca February 7, 2017

trash-a-house

While enjoying a house or apartment party, the privy attendees (regardless of formal invitation) proceed to cause irreparable damage to the dwelling for no other reason than personal enjoyment.

After Kenro proclaim "trash-a-house", the party goers proceeded to spray alcohol everywhere, steal anything that wasn't nailed down and defile the off-limit rooms with various sexual escapades.

by Donkey Boner Jr. February 19, 2010

a House moment

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.

After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.

by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

sexually aroused

when something or someone has "turned you on" so much that you want to hump anything that moves litrally, or just when your dick gets so hard all the blood goes from your head

Ah when that girl got naked, i got so sexually aroused that my cock tore a hole in my boxers ,,

by olliebryant April 13, 2007

building a house

To engage in sexual activity while intoxicated: getting hammered while getting screwed.

Michael: I'm sure I had a great time last night. If only I could remember what happened.

Alison: We were building a house, man.

by pelafina March 27, 2009