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Worst Actor of Bollywood
SRK is the worst actor of bollywood. For SRK spreading stinky arms & doing Titanic Pose means acting, thats why he is the worst actor of bollywood.
After seeing SRKs cringeworthy acting in Ra One, Happy New Year, Guddu aliens stopped visiting earth.
SRK turns emotional scene into comedy, action scene into horror.
SRK spent his whole life by doing overacting.
After seeing SRKs cringeworthy acting in Ra One, Happy New Year, Guddu aliens stopped visiting earth.
SRK turns emotional scene into comedy, action scene into horror.
SRK spent his whole life by doing overacting.
Worst Actor of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020
Non Actor Of Bollywood
Akshay Kumar termed as Non Actor of Bollywood. This C grade canadian actor has given 80 flops in his career. Most of the production houses, distributors had to commit suicide all because of his super disasters.
Q - Yeh non actor of bollywood kaun hai?
Audience - Canadian Akshay Kumar jo expressions kam masude jyada dikhata hai
Audience - Canadian Akshay Kumar jo expressions kam masude jyada dikhata hai
Non Actor Of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 18, 2020
tooth actor authentication
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
tooth actor authentication by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
female actor
An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.
FEMALE ACTOR RAISES HELL:
Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."
Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"
Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."
Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."
Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."
Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"
Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."
Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."
female actor by psiscott May 2, 2006
Kamisato Ayato
a horse of horseless cavalry captain Kaeya meant to be released in genshin version 2.6 as an expansion of Kaeyas kit making him a 6-star character. Sadly, it was later confirmed that Ayato is indeed not a horse and Kaeya's support but a new hydro sword-wielding 5-star male character. This news were disappointing to many players although after revealing his design a lot of players were no longer disappointed, rather started being horny the moment they saw him cause he is so fucking hot
person 1: have you heard that Ayato is indeed not a horse? I'm so disappointed.
person 2: It's a shame but have you seen his design? I've never cummed so hard in my life. *shows a picture of Kamisato Ayato*
person 1: *bursts a nut*
person 2: It's a shame but have you seen his design? I've never cummed so hard in my life. *shows a picture of Kamisato Ayato*
person 1: *bursts a nut*
Kamisato Ayato by naku weed enjoyer March 17, 2022
Pretty Actor Syndrome
A sudden outpouring of fangirl attention and love for a fictional character who has recently been portrayed by a conventionally pretty actor in the live-action adaptation. This often angers the purists and hipsters who liked the character before he became hot and popular. Usually applicable only to male characters.
Fanboy 1: Girls are going nuts for Loki ever since The Avengers came out.
Fanboy 2: It's Pretty Actor Syndrome, they're just here for Tom Hiddleston
Fanboy 2: It's Pretty Actor Syndrome, they're just here for Tom Hiddleston
Pretty Actor Syndrome by The Master Planner September 11, 2015
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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