ABLOL 

Anything But LOL. This is for people who are sick and tired of LOL and are willing to try anything.

Just use ABLOL in place of LOL. Inso doing one assumes the indignant aire of one who has moved on from the childish excesses of the mundane user with something better.

ABLOL by M Talent May 22, 2009

Absolute Poo 

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

The Absolute State 

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absolute cunt 

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

absolute cunt by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad 

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

Absolute mad lad by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

ablortion 

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.

Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!

ablortion by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021

absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

absolute madman by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017