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I Won a Math Debate
I Won a Math Debate by Kleenex Brand Tissue May 23, 2011
I won a math debate
A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.
When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...
The men around her though she said something else...
I won a math debate by FannyGal49 April 28, 2011
Sweating like a marine about to do a math test
Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).
Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.
Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.
Sweating like a marine about to do a math test by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019
Do a Math Trump
When you irresponsibly or prematurely walk away from a math test or exam, instead of waiting until the end of the paper, when everyone is allowed to leave the room, because you can’t handle the difficult or brain-unfriendly questions, especially after boasting to the whole world that you have a “genius IQ.“
During the 60-minute math test the other day, everybody was surprised to see Don do a math trump, who consoled himself that he could always pay a Shapiro to sit for his SAT if he failed again.
Do a Math Trump by MathPlus October 27, 2020
I Want A Math Debate
I Want A Math Debate by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023
A Mask for Math
When the effort or resourcefulness of tens of thousands of math tutors in Singapore covers up most local school teachers’ poor teaching pedagogies or methodologies and their low enthusiasm or creativity, thus exonerating the latter in making the subject appear dull and boring and unconnected to real life.
If there was a months-long lockdown in Singapore due to the pandemic, except for the thousands of families who can’t afford private tuition for their children, the math grades of the majority of middle-class students wouldn’t significantly suffer, because of a mask for math culture that has permeated the entire educational system for decades.
A Mask for Math by MathPlus September 12, 2021
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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