A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

A Hungry Keelin

When someone is starving for the public's attention that they'll go above and beyond their limits to make it happen.

Did you hear that girls video of her signing went viral? She's a hungry Keelin!

by urbanguy1 February 7, 2015

keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.

Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

Keeping it a Buck

Keeping it a buck means to keep it real, but with the small things in life

"Hey bro, can you tell me which link to go to?"
"Man, I'm keeping it a buck, I just clicked around until I got somewhere"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

Keeping it a Stack

Keeping it a stack means to be 100% real, but only with serious topics

"Bro, I'm trying to get with this girl tonight"
"I wouldn't do that, I heard she has every STD known to man"
"Man, keeping it a stack, I have AIDS so I really don't care"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

am just keeping it for a mate

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.

Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.

by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016