Keelin

Keelin means

Sexy, Reem (camels fanny), funny, Headbuts people whilst doing the angel lift in pe, Cool, Fit, Lovable.

wow, that girl over there, she is totally keelin, did you see her headbutt a girl in PE?

by MeghanAbsolutleyLovesKeelin November 29, 2011

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Keelin

A Fat, Fancy, Scary, Sandal-wearing, big titted, fat assed, entitled, aggressive, Boastful and yet very Arrogant and Ignorant Woman. Often a mother, a Keelin will only ever have one son who she will often Pamper to outlandish levels, including every form of Sexual Pampering. Do be Warned that Keelins will often Eat the every Organ of a person who tries to harm their Son, starting with the appendix and ending with the Heart. Keelins are a very rare lost link of Karens found in Rural areas.

Orpan 1: Fellow Orphans, you Won't believe it! I'm being adopted by a Keelin!

Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!

Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.

by No I dont want to put a name June 23, 2020

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Makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows.

Why is she hitting that kid with pillows?

BECAUSE ITS KEELIN.

by Olivia Karcher November 15, 2016

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An emo person who has terrible eating habits, and likes to steal your food.

Why'd you put Doritos in your noodles!? God, you're such a Keelin.

by screaming rodent March 29, 2018

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A very mean person. She is manipulative and conniving. She talks so much trash for no reason at all. She may appear to be nice but be careful, she's probably talking trash behind your back. Never trust a Keelin with any information at all as she will probably weaponize it. Also Keelins blame their heinous action on a mental illness she doesn't actually have.

"Hey, I just started talkin to keelin"
"Oh really? I just heard keelin making up lies about you and hating you for no reason"

by naaaaaaaaan March 01, 2023

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