A jareo

A high speed drive-by double suck-it hand gesture that catches the un-assuming victim off guard.

After changing lanes without a turn signal, an angry passing car gave me a Jareo.

by Dufigh November 14, 2011

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

by Sethhh March 21, 2010

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

Pulling a Jardot

To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.

Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”

by Myuscle_Man June 13, 2018

Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo

See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.

by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005

A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020