Ajared 

Ajared , when something has been opened, but only slightly ; not fully open.

Ajar , to leave something open slightly.

I ajared the lid, so I could take a look inside.

They only ajared the door so I could not see properly.

I left the shed door ajar and the cat got out.

Ajared by purplemagpie July 21, 2011

Awared 

Term used when you find information that you actively sought out, but b/c you're a pathalogical liar, you pretend someone told you about it

One of my subscribers AWARED me that Igor at Vitruvian Physique made a video about me, mocking my terrible genetics

Awared by DelDiablo May 23, 2019

Pull a Jared 

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

Pull a Jared by joemammy September 3, 2016

Atared 

A beautiful girl, but will not believe you if you tell her. She's the coolest person you will ever meet.

Atared is great!

Atared by xxa June 21, 2011

Pulling a Jared 

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

Pulling a Jared by Sethhh March 21, 2010

Ajaxed

To hang a massive dump and receive copious amounts of splash back, only then to realize that the toilet bowl was being bleached with a cleaning chemical, commonly known as Ajax.

"Oh man, I just got Ajaxed..."

Ajaxed by Burningfeetman February 19, 2007

pull a jared 

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

pull a jared by #momproblems August 23, 2015