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"a" sandwich 

That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
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a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

imma order a sandwich 

To love sucking male penises, particularly craving them late at night.
Phrase was discovered in Pakistan.
"Yo I know it's late but imma order a sandwich"

Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

eat a sandwich 

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.
Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

Making a Sandwich 

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.
"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'
Making a Sandwich by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

Give That Penis a Sandwich 

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.
Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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