A Doctor

I never said anything about Tik Tok doing anything.

Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD by a doctor. I don't think ANYONE is actually saying that. I think you're making shit up to de-legitimize the things I've said. I was diagnosed when I was 13. In my early-mid 20s I went to a doctor name Dr. Adawale Gadebo at the Prevea under the overpass where he (unprompted and unrelated to my check up) offer to renew my prescription. I declined at the time but a few years later I started buying Adderall from one of the guys my roommate and realized that was a mistake. I also didn't say anyone gave me schizophrenia either.

I said the day my parents ex-employee showed up (Jeremy Horn) and began to work with me at Wendy's... Weaponized schizophrenia is just a term I coined to describe what's happening. Everyone around me began treating me differently. They began to make references to the things I had done or said in the past. Things I was doing outside of work (sometimes the day after I did or said the thing). Soon after, people I didn't even know were doing it. If I found a place were it wasn't happening, someone new would show up. They would start doing it. People who were perfectly friendly with me BEFORE would stop talking to me. The fact that I don't know these people suggests an online component. I got to the retard sex cult and even the retard who supposedly didn't have a phone was doing it. So I started doing this. Then he began to reference my UD posts. 7 years later and here we are. There ARE reasons to murder your kids. And this is one of them. If I have to grab a little girl and carve my decree into her corpse, I will do it with a smile on my face. And you're trying to use my willingness to vocalize this as evidence of some sort of disfunction of the mind but I literally created A.I. Your mind doesn't function better than mine does."

A doctor "BuT yOu DiDn'T gEt PaId FoR iT!"

Hym "But I will. And you'll address this or you kids will die. The dead-man switch is armed. I'm not going to EVER let it go."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story

"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"

by tehx02 June 29, 2009

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

I Need A Doctor

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

by Timeasylums March 23, 2011

Being a doctor Goldo

Idiom referring to the general mood of constantly being really irritated with everything and everyone for no apparent reason.

Enea is being a doctor Goldo lately .

by Lululululululululu June 20, 2020

hands of a doctor

When you don't drop the football. Ever.

(Formerly, hands of a surgeon)

"We have to guard that big receiver on their team. He's got the hands of a doctor!"

by DrewFontaine December 20, 2008