goldo

a very rich ancient dildo made out of gold.

about 10,000 years ago, the sex godess used the power of the goldo to pleasure all.

by Ben_Dover69 May 8, 2009

Being a doctor Goldo

Idiom referring to the general mood of constantly being really irritated with everything and everyone for no apparent reason.

Enea is being a doctor Goldo lately .

by Lululululululululu June 20, 2020

Ruse Goldberg

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.

Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.

by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019

gold star champion

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Harlow Gold

Platinum Blonde.

Jean Harlow, the original blonde bombshell, started the trend for bleaching hair in the 1930s. Before this it was just prostitutes who dyed their hair blonde. This started off a huge change in hair fashion and by the end of the 1930s pretty much every Hollywood star had blonde hair.

"her hair is harlow gold, her lips a sweet surprise.."

by _shadeisforlamps November 3, 2016

gold glitter

What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!

Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!

by pseudonymforLARRY March 24, 2021

Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.

Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.

by paradisedallas June 22, 2014