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a very rich ancient dildo made out of gold.
about 10,000 years ago, the sex godess used the power of the goldo to pleasure all.
goldo by Ben_Dover69 May 8, 2009
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Being a doctor Goldo 

Idiom referring to the general mood of constantly being really irritated with everything and everyone for no apparent reason.
Enea is being a doctor Goldo lately .

Ruse Goldberg 

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.
Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.
Ruse Goldberg by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019

gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority
_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.
gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Harlow Gold 

Platinum Blonde.

Jean Harlow, the original blonde bombshell, started the trend for bleaching hair in the 1930s. Before this it was just prostitutes who dyed their hair blonde. This started off a huge change in hair fashion and by the end of the 1930s pretty much every Hollywood star had blonde hair.
"her hair is harlow gold, her lips a sweet surprise.."
Harlow Gold by _shadeisforlamps November 3, 2016

gold glitter 

What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!
Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!

Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.
Gold Digger by paradisedallas June 22, 2014
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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