A Chinese
What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice
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A Chinese Wisper
When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.
A Chinese Wisper by PrezMeister September 6, 2007
A Chinese Wake-up call
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
A Chinese Wake-up call by sleeves November 27, 2007
More chins than a Chinese phone book
Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!
More chins than a Chinese phone book by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
do a chinese
1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.
2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.
2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.
do a chinese by supermario1978 October 21, 2011
More chins than a Chinese phone book
A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
More chins than a Chinese phone book by yourma2000 December 9, 2008
What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?
A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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