Definitions by Clintoncousin
useless as tits on a boar hog
Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.
Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!
useless as tits on a boar hog by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
winding your ass and scratching your watch
Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
winding your ass and scratching your watch by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed
Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.
Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!
shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
Like a Whore in a cucumber patch
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
Like a Whore in a cucumber patch by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007
possum belly
Southern slang for someone with a hairy stomach in which the stomach protrudes out below the shirt line.
possum belly : Dale, you "possum bellied" bastard, stop balancing those Miller beer bottles on your gut and help me clean the trailer!
possum belly by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
More chins than a Chinese phone book
Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!
More chins than a Chinese phone book by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007