A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 27, 2007

Jeisel

V.-to be a senior male and hit on freshman girls, or boys.

"did you see him jeisel that chick?"
"yeah dude.. what a jeiseler, hes sick she has teh herpez"

by sleeves May 13, 2008