A Burkey

One who is an absolute tool and thinks that rooting against the hometown sports team makes them cool among other people. Other symptoms include social awkwardness, mullets, and speech impediments.

Stop being such a Burkey!

by john mclambeau November 6, 2011

A Burkey

When you post a message in the wrong group chat

Shit I've just done a Burkey and said Mike does my fucking head in

by Duzzer September 20, 2017

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

a burkenstock

Taking two large pinches of dipping tobacco. Specifically, putting it in one area causing your lip to be very large.

Bill, Durban put in a burkenstock!

by Whitecaps6 December 14, 2013

Chuckin' a Bourkey

To act in a highly attractive manner towards one being, any other forms of communication with any other being is obliviated. Most commonly found in "The Village".

e.g of Chuckin' a bourkey - idk i couldnt thiink of 1

by VillageTerms January 2, 2018

a fucking burke

When someone does or says something unforgivably ignorant and/or idiotic that negatively affects another person or group(s) of people(akin to betrayal).

He pulled a fucking burke when he ratted us out to his mom!

You'd have to be a real fucking burke to masturbate in the same room as a group of your friends.

by Robb Boss February 28, 2017

A Kay Burley

Breaking pandemic lockdown rules, for a shitty 60th Birthday, and then falling on your sword thinking that Sky News would say ‘it’s alright love’.

The epitome of selfishness and self indulgence.

Dave stepped in a pile of shit just left by his Great Dane dog ‘Oh he’s pulled a Kay Burley’

by Muscat JP December 11, 2020