Aïrm

The person that makes me laugh so hard my guts hurt and heart ache.

Aïrm killed that rapist

by Gei and proud July 17, 2021

Airman Ga Taosenai

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

Airman Snuffy

Hypothetical alias of an enlisted person in the US Air Force who can't seem to do anything right. Used frequently in Air Force officer training texts and case studies, Airman Snuffy is analogous to the United States Marine Corps' Gomer Pyle.

Airman Snuffy parked his car on the runway again.

by Lt. Dingo August 4, 2007

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

airmac

a moron; a jackass; someone who thinks they know what they are talking about or someone who is pushy, as seen in indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark

Ryan: hey give me the homework, i need to copy it
Andy: katie has it right know, just take it easy and ill get it to you
Ryan: take it from her and give it to me, asshole!
Andy: listen, airmac, why dont you just shut up

by Hugh G. Rection October 28, 2003

airmax walk

High stepping while walking in order to avoid dirtying up a new pair of nikes.

While walking thru the grass derek did the airmax walk. Heel to toe.

by Drock Markert November 11, 2013

airman

1. Title commensurate of an E-2 in the US Air Force

2. General classification of an enlisted US Air Force servicemember with a paygrade of E-1 thru E-4

3. Any member of the US Air Force

1. He finally got promoted from Airman Basic to Airman.
2. "Just get one of the airmen to do it."
3. "We are all airmen."

by Marcus Thomas December 6, 2006