22 definitions by Hugh G. Rection

cashmonkey

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people

"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.

by Hugh G. Rection February 4, 2004

Gatling Gun

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

by Hugh G. Rection October 16, 2005

kankle

Woman with extremely thick ankles. No separation between calf and ankle.

That chick would be so hot, if she didn't have kankle.

by Hugh G. Rection July 8, 2003

penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

by Hugh G. Rection March 25, 2005

quip

a fast, witty comment; a one-liner

by Hugh G. Rection October 21, 2003

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 3, 2003