Airmadildos
Airmadildos by Tutti-frutti 11 May 12, 2020
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armadildo
That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.
armadildo by malibu biff August 15, 2008
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armadildo
A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
armadildo by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006
Armadildo
A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.
Armadildo by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 28, 2017
Armadildoing
The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Armadildoing by Aganimrod March 7, 2021
armadildo
nine banded armadildo
kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
nine banded armadildo by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004
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