99%ER 

NOUN: TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NON-ULTRA-RICH.

THERE ARE ONLY 1% OF AMERICANS THAT OWN 90% OF THE WEALTH AND THE REST ARE THE 99%ERS.

99%ER by mary jaye May 21, 2017

99er 

Exhausting of all unemployment benefit's allowed to you by law. 99 weeks of unemployment is the maximum allowed by law in any given state with Federal and State extended benefits.

Tom's a 99er and I don't know how much longer he'll be able to pay his bills if he does not get a job or some help.

99er by UnderStandMe March 21, 2010

99er 

To rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. Usually performed by kids under the age of 12

jason: Hey what's that on your hand?
Callum: I was doing a 99er

99er by xndrh1 January 8, 2009

Mr Whippy 99er 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).

as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"

Mr Whippy 99er by epicwin ...or is it October 14, 2009

99er 

Refers to people who knew absolutely nothing about cycling prior to Lance Armstrong's first Tour De France victory in1999. They are prone to pontificating on tactics, race history, team profiles etc. like they were the second coming of Jacques Goddet, albeit usually incorrectly. They also are under the mistaken impression that Phil Liggett is a good commentator.

Lazyrider is a 99er.

99er by Joepie July 22, 2009

99er 

Someone who edits players and teams on sports games (NCAA Football 09, Madden 09, NBA LIVE 2K9, etc.) and makes every single attribute, of every single player on their favorite team a perfect rate of 99.

Tom: I went over to Bill's house to play madden and I just couldn't beat him. He was unstoppable.

Ralph: I know, the same thing happened to me. He edits the players.

Tom: Wow, what a 99er.

99er by AA is god February 4, 2009

99er 

Being elite at the buttons or with the 'in' group of the Virtual Hockey World.

Tom is really good, he must be a 99er.

Nice Circle Jerk 99ers.

99er by Anonymous12345645 April 17, 2014