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Exhausting of all unemployment benefit's allowed to you by law. 99 weeks of unemployment is the maximum allowed by law in any given state with Federal and State extended benefits.
Tom's a 99er and I don't know how much longer he'll be able to pay his bills if he does not get a job or some help.
99er by UnderStandMe March 21, 2010
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99%ER • 99er • Mr Whippy 99er • 99 • 99-1 • 99 cent store • 99% • 99.9% • .99 • 99% sure
To rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. Usually performed by kids under the age of 12
jason: Hey what's that on your hand?
Callum: I was doing a 99er
99er by xndrh1 January 8, 2009

Mr Whippy 99er 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).
as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"
Refers to people who knew absolutely nothing about cycling prior to Lance Armstrong's first Tour De France victory in1999. They are prone to pontificating on tactics, race history, team profiles etc. like they were the second coming of Jacques Goddet, albeit usually incorrectly. They also are under the mistaken impression that Phil Liggett is a good commentator.
Lazyrider is a 99er.
99er by Joepie July 22, 2009
Someone who edits players and teams on sports games (NCAA Football 09, Madden 09, NBA LIVE 2K9, etc.) and makes every single attribute, of every single player on their favorite team a perfect rate of 99.
Tom: I went over to Bill's house to play madden and I just couldn't beat him. He was unstoppable.

Ralph: I know, the same thing happened to me. He edits the players.

Tom: Wow, what a 99er.
99er by AA is god February 4, 2009
Being elite at the buttons or with the 'in' group of the Virtual Hockey World.
Tom is really good, he must be a 99er.

Nice Circle Jerk 99ers.
99er by Anonymous12345645 April 17, 2014
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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