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you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy
"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"
99/1 by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

1 2 Miss A Few 99 100 

The easiest way to count to 100.
bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?

rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.
rule 99.1 by Quacker1 February 16, 2008

rule social b 99.1 

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation
the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.
rule social b 99.1 by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

Rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330
Rule 99.1 by Ayame13 January 22, 2010
The oldest, most annoying marketing trick ever used in history. When stores say 1.99 just to make it sound cheaper when it's actually 2.
Mcdonkel's lowered the price of thier "burgers", now it's only 1.99!
You mean 2?
1.99 by Magnusbon May 25, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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