.99
The correct length a guy should spend staring at a girls (usually large) boobs. Satring longer than .99 seconds time will make you look like a stalker or just some creepy guy.
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.99
Another way of say tight, sweet, and wicked awesome. Deriving from the word cool, .99 has become a popular word among high school students on the west coast of the United States
Man that ride is so .99!
you look really .99 man!
That guitar riff was totally .99!
you're really .99!
you look really .99 man!
That guitar riff was totally .99!
you're really .99!
.99 by Aaron and Michelle March 22, 2009
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Boy: Since 69 is a sex position, does it mean 99 is cuddling?
Girl: ...
Boy: do you wanna 99?
Girl : Seriously? Yeah sure, why not?
Girl: ...
Boy: do you wanna 99?
Girl : Seriously? Yeah sure, why not?
99 by Aeia_mnstr April 10, 2020
A reference to cuddling or spooning. Each 9 represents a person, and the rest can be seen.
It's basically 69, but wholesome
It's basically 69, but wholesome
99 by akuwardmoments January 21, 2020
99%
Almost all but not quite. Generally doesn't actually represent a statistical 99%.
Used to make it seem like there's an extremely small chance that what you say is wrong, when in reality it may be as large or larger.
Used to make it seem like there's an extremely small chance that what you say is wrong, when in reality it may be as large or larger.
Example / (Translation)
I'm 99% sure / (I have no fucking idea)
Our hand sanitizer kills 99% of germs / (It kills a few germs)
I'm 99% sure / (I have no fucking idea)
Our hand sanitizer kills 99% of germs / (It kills a few germs)
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