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The amount of time you "promise" to stay at a place or an event you probably shoulnd't be at because of more important obligations but choose to do so anyway because of peer pressure.

Often said as a means to comfort oneself or another.

Results in a ridiculously extended stay, an awesome time, and a bad morning.

Gabriel: Hey dude let's go to a bar!!
Javier: I can't bro! I have an exam tomorrow!
Gabriel: C'mon bro, just 30 min. I promise!
Javier: ahhh fine!

Next day
Gabriel: hey dude, how'd your test go?
Javier: ....

30 min. by bearlovindacrew November 29, 2011

Words you can keep

30 min chill

It is when a cool group of artists come together to chat, take a chill pill, let loose, talk art, host watch parties, discuss life and cats, and make art. And more cats. For more like... 30 hours or so.

Hey, you joining today's 30 min chill space?
Of course, gonna drop by for some time and stay forever lol!

30 min chill by I'm Pickle Rick November 25, 2022

30 Minutes

Slang for 1 hr to a Day

Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes

30 Minutes by Appleseed85 July 11, 2019

30 minutes

The average practice time a band kid practices for.

"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "

30 minutes by Avi200 October 14, 2019

30 minutes

The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.

Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"

30 minutes by halfhourharry August 14, 2012

30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

30 minute shower by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

30 minute-er

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.

Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.

30 minute-er by S. Ewin October 21, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026