30 min.

The amount of time you "promise" to stay at a place or an event you probably shoulnd't be at because of more important obligations but choose to do so anyway because of peer pressure.

Often said as a means to comfort oneself or another.

Results in a ridiculously extended stay, an awesome time, and a bad morning.

Gabriel: Hey dude let's go to a bar!!
Javier: I can't bro! I have an exam tomorrow!
Gabriel: C'mon bro, just 30 min. I promise!
Javier: ahhh fine!

Next day
Gabriel: hey dude, how'd your test go?
Javier: ....

30 min. by bearlovindacrew November 29, 2011

30 min chill 

It is when a cool group of artists come together to chat, take a chill pill, let loose, talk art, host watch parties, discuss life and cats, and make art. And more cats. For more like... 30 hours or so.

Hey, you joining today's 30 min chill space?
Of course, gonna drop by for some time and stay forever lol!

30 min chill by I'm Pickle Rick November 25, 2022

30 Minutes 

Slang for 1 hr to a Day

Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes

30 Minutes by Appleseed85 July 11, 2019

30 minutes 

The average practice time a band kid practices for.

"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "

30 minutes by Avi200 October 14, 2019

30 minutes 

The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.

Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"

30 minutes by halfhourharry August 14, 2012

30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

30 minute shower by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

30 minute-er 

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.

Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.

30 minute-er by S. Ewin October 21, 2004