Slang for 1 hr to a Day
Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes
by Appleseed85 July 12, 2019
The average practice time a band kid practices for.
"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "
by Avi200 October 14, 2019
The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.
Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"
by halfhourharry March 27, 2012
having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.
roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.
by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011
When someone sits in path room for 30 minutes
Calebs taking his 4th 30 minute today!
by Qw3Ett June 22, 2003
A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.
Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.
by S. Ewin October 22, 2004
When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off
by DxC-p00n June 3, 2008