3 year old 

The most underrated age..

Example: yo do 3 year olds even exist?

3 year old by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

3 year-old 

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.

3 year-old by Vivvy12345 April 14, 2021

3 year old kebab 

A well used and infected fandango

Ehh lads, this bird I shagged last night had a right old rotten minge , it was like a 3 year old kebab, still ate it though!! Wheeeeeyyyy!!

3 year old kebab by Dirty Carlos August 7, 2010

3 year old mexican 

a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent

dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol

3 year old mexican by no oven March 18, 2020

hung like a 3 year old 

When you have a small pecker

Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.

hung like a 3 year old by T Horse July 18, 2006

Star Wars according to a 3 year old

A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.

"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"

Star Wars according to a 3 year old by Mrs. Rachael Mercury October 18, 2008

opposite 3-year-old syndrome 

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.

Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.

opposite 3-year-old syndrome by jNS50F October 11, 2008