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2 hander 

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(
2 hander by deff2258 June 18, 2009

BC 2 hander 

BC 2 Hander, aka British Columbia Two-Hander. A Hockey term for slashing, a chop or a two handed swing at an Opponent.
“ if it weren’t for the BC 2 Hander, I would’ve never made it out of Flin Flon”
BC 2 hander by Hutcher February 5, 2018

2 Handed Dick Slam 

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
2 Handed Dick Slam by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

2 Handed Hammond 

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.
The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.
2 Handed Hammond by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016

2 handed twister

only for men with big dicks and girl uses two hands and twists in opposite directions up and down the shaft.
i used the 2 handed twister to make him bust a nut
2 handed twister by dicklicker69 October 26, 2008

Sonic 2 sound test crash handler 

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn