Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned

I handed that bitch in street fighter!

Handed by Da Tuma January 20, 2009

handed to him 

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

handed to him by Bringthefunk June 30, 2016

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

handed a board by Curious13 September 24, 2021

handed himself 

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

handed himself by a-lewis June 30, 2022

Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.

Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.

Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.

Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...

white-handed by SlutVista November 3, 2013

Spam-handed 

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

Spam-handed by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018