2-by-4

Not a word, but still, its good for describing someone you have called a 'plank' a million times before...

how do i put this?

by shiny-head, but not bald September 05, 2003

2+2=4

Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.

John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your

by OMORBIUS October 30, 2022

2+2=4

Used in the song "Mans Not Hot"

2+2=4-1=3 quick maths.... every days mans on the block... smoke trees.... I see your girl in the park... that girl is a uckers

by bigbootybigbitch December 11, 2017

2 by 4

To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.

i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in

by seeingbunnies June 13, 2010

2 by 4

The cornerstone piece of the unholy lego empire.

Hand me that red 2 by 4 piece over there.

by Flick Montana August 31, 2006

2 by 4

The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4

"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

2 TO 4

The duration of a imprisonement sentence, two to four years in jail.

"Hit with a 2 to 4 is difficult" -- Mobb Deep

by PAPI_PERREAME April 24, 2005