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To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.
i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in
by seeingbunnies June 13, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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The cornerstone piece of the unholy lego empire.
Hand me that red 2 by 4 piece over there.
by Flick Montana August 31, 2006
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The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4
"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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twenty four ounce can of beer
I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)
by Ben March 24, 2005
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Nickname for people with their eyes really far apart. You can put a 2 by 4 between their eyes and they can still see.
by MeanGuy May 05, 2006
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Not a word, but still, its good for describing someone you have called a 'plank' a million times before...
how do i put this?
by shiny-head, but not bald September 05, 2003
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