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divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go
divide by 2 add 7 by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006
To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.
i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in
2 by 4 by seeingbunnies June 15, 2010
Hand me that red 2 by 4 piece over there.
2 by 4 by Flick Montana August 31, 2006

Divide by 2 Plus 1 

A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.

Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.

NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!

--Chris, how drunk were you?

-Really spaced dude!

-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.

- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
Divide by 2 Plus 1 by GCSRT8 May 25, 2012
He's a proper 4 by 2
4 by 2 by jerky_herky November 20, 2007

fatty fatty 2 by 4 

...can't fit through the kitchen door.

(does anyone know the rest of "skinny, skinny, 1 by 8?"
fatty fatty 2 by 4 by ty August 26, 2003