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Hym "There is no 'other 10%' You blatantly misrepresenting the thing I said. Stop listening to Jordan. He is lying to you because he thinks he needs to control psychopaths and you are going to die for nothing and then I'm going to get what I want anyway. Oh hey! There WERE 3 floods. Would you look at that? Listen. Let me take a guess... He was a mentally retarded pedophile and a prince Geoffrey-tyrant and Trump 'stopped him' with he golden shield of God, or something, and he was so willing to believe he was the chosen one that he didn't even consider that they paid the wrong guy and the power you gave him was never real and you managed to get the 'imaginary caveats' to work until he was dead and you thought it was over but I came back and now you thought you could get the imaginary caveats to work again but the reason the caveats worked was not that they worked but rather you got the wrong guy. And now you're going to let the jews get genocided and a bunch of kids get murdered so that I can't do now what I'm going to do the second you're dead.... Am I close?"
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Being a stoned as humanly possible. Some call it "too high" but many beg to differ. Seems to have originated on reddit from some of the ents.
[10] by HappyWafflez November 10, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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