1% Stroke
When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
1% Stroke by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021
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Counter Strike 1.6
Counter Strike 1.6 by d3stiny November 11, 2006
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1/2 STROKES
When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
1/2 STROKES by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
Counter-Strike 1.6
A very good First Person Shooter used to be a Half life mod one of the oldest gold source game the source of gold for Valve MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i know bad joke still fun even if its old requires brains to play
average Counter-Strike 1.6 moment
me: peeks around a corner
big camper Snipes my head
me dies
also me in chat : #### you
me: peeks around a corner
big camper Snipes my head
me dies
also me in chat : #### you
Counter-Strike 1.6 by Handling deez nuts October 16, 2022
2 1/2 Strikes
2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.
Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.
2 1/2 Strikes by Rastus P. Kumquat May 7, 2021
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