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1+1 = 2

Used by many kids in Elementary School at an attempt to be funny.
Kid 1: Well, whats 1+1?

Kid 2: 4

Kid 1: No! its 2!

Kid 2: no you got to add the 0's!

Kid 1: oh, haha, you coming to my birthday?
by Arwing9 October 17, 2006
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1+1 = -2
Because:

1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2

This is because:

-2^2 = 4
1+1 is sooo not two. it's -2!
by Tepel October 25, 2006
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