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Cyberjank 

The REAL Vaporwave of Eastern bloc countries during 90's and 2000's.

Grey panel building suburbs soaked in tropical summer sun juxtaposed with graffiti, kebab shops, MMORPGs, CS 1.6 plugins, eurojank games, Unregistered HyperCam2, OUTRAGEOUS early Internet lingo, techno/trance/hardstyle/chiptune/nightcore/newgrounds, AMVs and heaps of nostalgia under the aforementioned manifested by youtube comments from all over Eastern Europe that go unnoticed just because nobody made a word for what they're trying to express.

Made through combining words "cyberpunk" and "eurojank".
Gary MCF's remix of "Project Well" by Beattraax blasting full-volume from a post-communist flat is the most cyberjank thing I can think of.

Cyberstracted 

When someone is on the internet for a sole purpose and gets distracted by notifications, links to other sites, ideas or ads in cyberspace.
Sorry I was in the middle of sending the email but then I got cyberstracted
The residue that remains on the computer monitor after an unexpected sneeze while typing.
You: Hey man, what are those tiny spots spread all over the surface of your computer screen?

Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.
cybersnot by Jayophonic November 30, 2009

CyberGangCyber 

Mr. Wang Cheng loves the CyberGangCyber and finds they are very professional when it comes to their Ducks.

CyberGangCyber also has many of inside jokes that consist of contact lense applicators or obsessions with fictional characters,

CyberGangCyber consists of the following members, Cherri, Maddie, Miley, Megan, Evie, Violet, CAt, and Julia

do not be fooled by the name, it is not an actual gang

Stan muse or else
Wang Cheng thinks that the CyberGangCyber is a great group of friends
CyberGangCyber by Marinettes shoe October 27, 2019

Cyberian tiger 

1) Any dangerous person causing mayhem in Cyberia. Unfortunately not an endangered species

2) any person other than Tom Jones claiming to be Tom Jones in a chat room
1) Peter conned the UD editors into adding Cyberian tiger

2) TomJones: hi girls, im a real tiger
MaryJane: fuk off TomJones you Cyberian tiger you
Cyberian tiger by Peter N Carr July 17, 2006

cybersquatter 

A person who registers or acquires a domain name that is confusingly similar to a mark in which another person has rights (via a trademark, for instance); provided the cybersquatter is attempting to take advantage of the goodwill of the trademark holder.
The person who registers kitchen.com is probably not a cybersquatter, while a person who registers marthastewartkitchen.com probably is.
cybersquatter by kfd February 4, 2006