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Cyberjank 

The REAL Vaporwave of Eastern bloc countries during 90's and 2000's.

Grey panel building suburbs soaked in tropical summer sun juxtaposed with graffiti, kebab shops, MMORPGs, CS 1.6 plugins, eurojank games, Unregistered HyperCam2, OUTRAGEOUS early Internet lingo, techno/trance/hardstyle/chiptune/nightcore/newgrounds, AMVs and heaps of nostalgia under the aforementioned manifested by youtube comments from all over Eastern Europe that go unnoticed just because nobody made a word for what they're trying to express.

Made through combining words "cyberpunk" and "eurojank".
Gary MCF's remix of "Project Well" by Beattraax blasting full-volume from a post-communist flat is the most cyberjank thing I can think of.

cybertard 

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob
"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".
cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008
The residue that remains on the computer monitor after an unexpected sneeze while typing.
You: Hey man, what are those tiny spots spread all over the surface of your computer screen?

Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.
cybersnot by Jayophonic November 30, 2009

CyberGangCyber 

Mr. Wang Cheng loves the CyberGangCyber and finds they are very professional when it comes to their Ducks.

CyberGangCyber also has many of inside jokes that consist of contact lense applicators or obsessions with fictional characters,

CyberGangCyber consists of the following members, Cherri, Maddie, Miley, Megan, Evie, Violet, CAt, and Julia

do not be fooled by the name, it is not an actual gang

Stan muse or else
Wang Cheng thinks that the CyberGangCyber is a great group of friends
CyberGangCyber by Marinettes shoe October 27, 2019

Cyberian tiger 

1) Any dangerous person causing mayhem in Cyberia. Unfortunately not an endangered species

2) any person other than Tom Jones claiming to be Tom Jones in a chat room
1) Peter conned the UD editors into adding Cyberian tiger

2) TomJones: hi girls, im a real tiger
MaryJane: fuk off TomJones you Cyberian tiger you
Cyberian tiger by Peter N Carr July 17, 2006

Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.
Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac
Cybercondriac by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008