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me: "you know why 2 is so great?"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
2 by groucho max December 20, 2008
When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.
John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"
*2 by snockerbocker July 31, 2009
The word that my 8th grade ELA teacher says awfully petite for some reason when she does a silent countdown.
2 by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023
A number used to describe a woman who's looks fail the general 1-10 test.
In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.
In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.
-2 by SteveTheBoxMan November 3, 2009
2! by thuytien2312 August 20, 2010
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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