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Ain't No Kids!
There are no children present, which means that I am going to loosen my tie, order a tasty beverage, and engage in liberal use of the vernacular with my colleagues.
Ain't No Kids! by Sumo Joe February 25, 2011
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Won't be shit
Term
Past tense - Wouldn't be shit
Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed
Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit
Past tense - Wouldn't be shit
Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed
Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit
Won't be shit by TF'ingBoiHimself July 16, 2020
Ain’t no fish inside
“Yo international armies”
“When u visit Korea”
“Plz eat boong-uh-bbang”
“It’s a fish bread but not fish bread”
“Ain’t no fish inside”
- Kim Namjoon, 2019
“When u visit Korea”
“Plz eat boong-uh-bbang”
“It’s a fish bread but not fish bread”
“Ain’t no fish inside”
- Kim Namjoon, 2019
Ain’t no fish inside by Aintnofishinside69 February 2, 2019
Don’t look back in anger.
Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.
Don’t look back in anger. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023
Don't get green skin
Don't get green skin by TheGreenSpyGuy July 8, 2019
Don't Wiz on the electric fence!
An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.
catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"
ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
Don't Wiz on the electric fence! by The Official Wisdom December 13, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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