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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³: (πŸ¦‡ 🦠 πŸ§ͺ 🧫 πŸ”¬) ➑️ 🌍: (😷x + πŸ’€y)

A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.
Eric plagiarized β€œπŸ‡¨πŸ‡³: (πŸ¦‡ 🦠 πŸ§ͺ 🧫 πŸ”¬) ➑️ 🌍: (😷x + πŸ’€y)” from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus β€œChina virus,” β€œChinese virus,” or β€œkung flu” in racially charged tweets.

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³: (πŸ¦‡ 🦠 πŸ§ͺ 🧫 πŸ”¬) ➑️ 🌍: (😷x + πŸ’€y)

A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.
Eric plagiarized β€œπŸ‡¨πŸ‡³: (πŸ¦‡ 🦠 πŸ§ͺ 🧫 πŸ”¬) ➑️ 🌍: (😷x + πŸ’€y)” from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus β€œChina virus,” β€œChinese virus,” and β€œKung flu” in racially charged tweets.

29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9

Are these two equations equivalent: 29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9 and 10 – 🦠 = –9?

πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰ πŸ’‰ β‰  0😷 or 0πŸ’€ 

When a Covid-19 vaccine does not equate zero infections or deaths, especially when those in developed nations would get vaccinated first before their counterparts in the developing world could expect to be jabbed even with a half-baked vaccine from China or Russia.
The WHO warned the world that πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰ πŸ’‰ β‰  0😷 or 0πŸ’€, when not everyone would be able to get jabbed in early 2021.

πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰ is winning and πŸ€₯β‚„β‚… is losing. 

When the numbers of infections and deaths in the US are surging, while Donald J. Trump’s poll numbers are heading south, when it should be the other round if he was not obsessed with his re-election prospects and valued human lives.
When a corrupt and inept president, who puts profits and polls above principles and people, has a cavalier attitude vis-Γ -vis his diehard supporters, most of whom refuse to wear a mask and to practice social distancing at his political rallies, considering that he himself flirted with death after he tested positive for the coronavirusβ€”it is no surprise that πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰ is winning and πŸ€₯β‚„β‚… is losing.

πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ 

Short for β€œCovid-19 in Singapore.” The β€œfine” city that has the world’s least ratio of the number of deaths to the number of infectionsβ€”as of August 23, 2020, there are only 27 deaths from 56,353 infected cases.
If the US and the UK had real political leaders in charge of the pandemic crisis, their 😷 and πŸ’€ statistics could be like those of πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬, where a high infection rate needn’t yield a high mortality rateβ€”when deaths aren’t treated as mere digits or statistics.
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