“Surfacing”

Meetings designed to talk about doing shit, but never doing the shit we’re meeting to talk about.

“We’re just here for “surfacing” ideas on how to build an electric rocketship to Uranus…”

by PigDiddy July 15, 2021

Surfacing

Slang for a woman masturbating.

I am surfacing so hard right now.

by kayla parent March 10, 2015

Surfacing

The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.

After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024

surfacing crew

A group of friends who will watch each other's backs and hang in there with each other even when things get tough; people who are tired of drowning and are fighting their way to the surface.

"Molly says she's sick of sinking. She wants to know if she can join our surfacing crew."

by ginni July 14, 2008

Jug Surfing

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010

Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006