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Surfacism 

The idea, thought or belief that some terrain or ground area (mostly on bodies other than Earth) is unsuitable for landing or other necessities that require good terrain characteristics as opposed to others.
Guy one: Dude! Elon Musk just announced the colonization of Mars!

Guy two: Meh, Venus has much richer soil than Mars.

Guy one: Damn, dude! Quit your surfacism.

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Guy one: So what do you think about the house? It's got a nice view!

Guy two: I wish the floor was carpet instead of wood.

Guy one: Why are you always so surfacist?
Surfacism by Dr. Boredom June 17, 2018
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Surfacism 

The belief that something of close resemblance, popularity, or attraction holds more value or credibility than something else.

SERR-FISS-IZ-UHM
John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.

Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.

John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!

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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?

Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.
Surfacism by Incendio September 11, 2018

Elevated surfaces 

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.
Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”

spracism 

spracism
person 1: "What's your zodiac sign?"
person 2: "Scorpio"
person 1: "oo.."
person 2: "wtf you mean oo?"
person 1: "we're not compatible"
person 2: "is this what racism is like?"
spracism by cwbyz June 3, 2021

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".
Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

positive surealism 

A wave of interaction either spoken in word form; animation; video or on a lower scale musical.

Describes what can appear a lower form of society when in fact it is the newest form of governing world institution. The Party of the people ready to hit Hollywood images become a real life revolution completed.

An electrical force/spirit that when in complete control of any conscience can create huge urges of activism,

Part of an overall equation that brings a lasting feeling of Peace of mind.
Armed political movements putting guns and bomb out of the equation whilst trying to finally get the correct equation to make peace a reality. What is the positive surealism of this?
positive surealism by Zipifried March 9, 2010
Saracism is improper use of the English language. Yet, it is proper use of linguistics, as it is a colloquialism made famous by Y2DAZZ (aka. Not Mentaly Retardation). It is most frequently used to convey ironic wit intended to wound or ridicule.
"Wow The Saracism Is Off The Scale!!1oneone"

"Yeah thanks for the saracism."

"use your brain next time not your saracism."
Saracism by Michiel Sikma February 26, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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